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  <updated>2008-06-12T14:17:35Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:21569</id>
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    <title>combatting ano models and slutty kids</title>
    <published>2008-06-12T14:17:35Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-12T14:17:35Z</updated>
    <content type="html">it seems the world is finally trying to solve this anorexic/bulemic problem but starting at the roots. In europe and shit, models that are too skinny are being banned. i think it's great!! maybe boobs will become fashionable again! (fuck fashion, i still wanna be flat!) however, does it really seem right to ban anorexic models? i mean, sure it will help stop this generation from suffering anorexia and bulemia and stuffs by not making bones the fashion, but will it really help those already affected?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for me, looking at it from that point of view, it will just make those people feel even worse about themselves. and most times they already see themselves as fat. i guess another thing people have their preferences, and those who are trying to lose weight probably have their preference on skinny. hmm... i feel that doing this ban of skinny models might cause first a worsening in those already 'skinny' and will take a while for the skinny fashion to wear off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;another thing. what i dislike is when people say others are too skinny when they're about average. ok, it might be saying 'you look a lil under weight and thats unhealthy' but it might have the same effect of calling someone too fat. hmm, funny thought crossed my mind, if skinny became the new fat and a new mental disorder where people binge and become obese to avoid being slim...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it would be nice if their were models employed with a natural body shape, skinny, big, curvey, flat, whatever, just a be variety, but it was all natural and the designers still designed clothes as normal, but had to fit it to an individual instead of all size 6s or 8s!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also, despite this increase in eating disorders... anyone else notice clothing sizes increasing? i swear 10 used to be the small.. but you had to be really small to fit it and 12 used to be the medium, not large, and that usually fit most people of an average body build. these days, in big w, i can barely wear a size 8 pants because they are too big.. ok, well, it has to do with the style i know, but that's like half the stuff (i was trying on jeans). i find myself on occasions searching through the kid's section to find skirt and stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;kids section (wow this turned out to bea  really long rant). the clothes are becoming an increase of a concern for me... ok, veronicas, they can do whatever they want, be lesbian incestuous sluts, i really couldn't care, good for them, but the issue i have is that they are advertising to a young crowd. no, not young adults or promiscuous teens, lil kids! the stuff i've been looking for like slutty school girl skirts that seem to cost a fortune and you can really only find at specialised stores cost only 20 bux in the kids section in the veronica style in target! i ended up buying it, ahhahaa! but that's a worry! things have become quite slutty. and for my friend who's feet haven't passed children's size 2 no longer has to worry about only being able to wear kid's shoes, because i the find kids shoes more appealing than the adult sizes! anywhere from school girl style black shoes-dorothy shoes-joggers-adult style high heels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;man, mini-skirts, skinny jeans, crop tops, slutty brands... i'm not sure how much i can handle. its even more concerning because 2 of my sisters are into what i'm into. i don't mind, except for the fact that its now actually available to them in their sizes.. *sigh* its really sad when you see an 8 year old girl walk by you in a shopping centre wearing slutty clothes than what you wear to the beach, or while performing in a strip club!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok, anywayz, i guess i should leave it there. so if you actually read that, good on ya, leave a comment with your views or whatever. anywayz, bye!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:20822</id>
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    <title>omg sales!</title>
    <published>2007-12-27T13:19:34Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-27T13:19:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">just got 4 things today or sumfin... these head pieces, for 5 bux each (originally like 30 odd), tekken 5 for 20, n another pair of stockings (stupid store dun do the sale thing, grrr).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Totali on my way to lolita vill...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;man wanna go to the organ recital tomoz, but not sure if ill be able to get there... stupid track work... ill kill it... KILL IT!! hmz... maybe mum will wanna come, then we'll drive in... yes... mwahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anywayz, bored to fucking tears... ttyl</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:20632</id>
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    <title>contortionist2b @ 2007-12-22T23:19:00</title>
    <published>2007-12-22T12:20:22Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-22T12:20:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Close my eyes and catch me...&lt;br /&gt;If only you were there</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:20374</id>
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    <title>uai</title>
    <published>2007-12-20T01:41:29Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-20T01:41:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">okok... i was sad at first.. but now im over it... slightly depressed that i wont get into teaching, but thats ok! *crosses fingers* hope i get into nursing/midwifery!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if not, its childcare at tafe, but ah wellz... wot can u do?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i got 69.35 coz im just that smart XD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyone wanna tell me theirs? jkjk</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:20065</id>
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    <title>contortionist2b @ 2007-12-17T00:05:00</title>
    <published>2007-12-16T13:06:01Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-16T13:06:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">prety depressed carols wasnt on... rain sux shit! but i luv it soooo much!!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:19728</id>
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    <title>Writer's Block: Winters in my Childhood</title>
    <published>2007-12-16T12:27:21Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-16T12:27:21Z</updated>
    <category term="childhood winter"/>
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&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'&gt;&lt;p&gt;What was it like during winter where you grew up?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style='font-size: 0.8em;'&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=144'" /&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=144"&gt;View 102 Answers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- end .appwidget-qotd --&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;it was sumtimes ok, but mostly cold... no snow... barely even hail. lately it seems to hail and rain more at the beginin of summer... the world's comin to an end. its all good!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:19566</id>
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    <title>contortionist2b @ 2007-12-16T22:44:00</title>
    <published>2007-12-16T11:49:16Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-16T11:51:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Why is it that when you're gone, I feel so bad?&lt;br /&gt;Why is it that you mean so much to me?&lt;br /&gt;You've helped me heal...&lt;br /&gt;You've helped me through...&lt;br /&gt;But when you're gone, my seams start to undo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They're not visible to the naked eye,&lt;br /&gt;But if you look close enough, you may see the thread wearing.&lt;br /&gt;It seems the thread you gave me isn't so strong,&lt;br /&gt;I need you here to keep replacing it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I try, holding myself together with pins,&lt;br /&gt;Hoping you'll be back soon.&lt;br /&gt;Because I know that when I see you,&lt;br /&gt;The healing begins again.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:18981</id>
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    <title>a rare visit</title>
    <published>2007-12-12T12:12:34Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-12T12:12:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">yes indeedio.... iv made another rare visit to livejournal.... i admit, though, its onli for this community iv joined...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i totali wanna learn organ. so bored, need a job, and moneyz... ttyl!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:18809</id>
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    <title>oh, the amusment of it all</title>
    <published>2007-09-28T12:48:27Z</published>
    <updated>2007-09-28T12:48:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i was jut readin over sum past journal entries, including my most 'popular' one to date, 'just a comment in general' (or woteva it was called). dude... randomness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i was readin sum of the stuff posted (it was reli funi) and i couldnt help but laugh at the posts made anonymously. ok, fair enough people would rather hide and not have people against them, but if they're going to argue about things and put on a brave face, why post anonymously? unless you don't have a livejournal, then thats understandable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i remember one girl who said that anyone posting anonymously was a coward. anyone posting anonymously didnt deserve to speak badly of her, leave comments in her journal, etc. i fin it so ironic that she should do so herself though. but ah well... wot can ya do?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dude.. onto sumfin else now...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OMG finished skool! hsc around the corner, totali gonna die! @.@ dude! ah well, just study then its over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;goodluck to everyone doing the hsc or who hav end of semester exams (uni) or anything else thats stressful! anywayz, ttyl!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:18402</id>
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    <title>military life</title>
    <published>2007-07-03T11:47:48Z</published>
    <updated>2007-07-03T11:47:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You stay up for 16 hours&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He stays up for days on end.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You take a warm shower to help you wake up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He goes days or weeks without running water.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He he protects you and still fights for your right to wear that shirt.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You complain about how hot it is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He doesn't get to eat today.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You go to the mall and get your hair redone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You roll your eyes as a baby cries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You see only what the media wants you to see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He sees the broken bodies lying around him and the truth.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He does exactly what he is told even if it puts his life in danger.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You stay at home and watch TV.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long.&lt;br /&gt;_____________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you support our troops re-post as "Military Life"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you dont support our troops well then go dig a hole and bury yourself in it.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:17763</id>
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    <title>just a general comment</title>
    <published>2007-05-04T15:12:13Z</published>
    <updated>2007-07-03T11:31:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">has anyone noticed how offensive and rude anthea can be? the answer to that would be everyone... even the people who dont know her..&lt;br /&gt;This is just a little rant... im general not the type of person to do this to someone else, but hey...&lt;br /&gt;I just read some of her blogs on MySpace and she's left the cyber world due to mean, hurtful people... I'm wondering why she is surprised... I'm also left wondering why she continues to talk in such a self-centred, self-absorbed, deluded way... Totally oblivious to what is actually happening... Does anyone else ever wonder why she has no idea of how rude and inconsiderate she is being...? How she manages to hurt people then turn the blame on them and try and blame some non-existant disease...?&lt;br /&gt;She has absolutely no idea about what she's done and what she can do! I really wish someone could show her what she's done and have the balls to convince her! I would... but she has stuff against me... that and the last time she ignored me for weeks then decided it was my fault... However I will be there as evidence...&lt;br /&gt;anywayz...</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:17657</id>
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    <title>stufe...</title>
    <published>2007-01-01T13:07:50Z</published>
    <updated>2007-01-01T13:07:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">happy new year!! *sigh* on sat had group bbq at my place, sun went to see great grandma in morning and straight to a park with family friends in the avo. at nite went to sarah's house for new year's party (lots of fun) and today spent whole day at family friend's house. tomoz going to cousin's house for his b'day morning tea...&lt;br /&gt;On sat going to a wedding reception.. and then HK on the 10th...&lt;br /&gt;not much more to say...</content>
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    <title>about stuff</title>
    <published>2006-12-22T13:00:14Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-22T13:00:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">stuff, welll... is stufff&lt;br /&gt;okies, um i had a cold on tues, wed, thurs and 2day... heh on tues it was a stuffy head, blocked nose and coughs. wed it was unable to breathe ness, head ache, runny nose and bad coughing. thurs was unable to breatheness again, headaches when i stood up and really bad coughs. fri was bad coughs...&lt;br /&gt;speaking of fri, today i saw a guy wanking round the back of these units of boronnia park.. and the group called the police, they came and it was weird. made a report, and debbie had to give details too....&lt;br /&gt;Tonite they called me to give me a number to call to further give details if necessary... im glad i picked up the fone and not sumone else.&lt;br /&gt;and after the short call, Bear comes up and says "who was it?" and i was all like "it's none of ur biz!!" ad she replied "why wont you tell me?" and i replied "why do u have to know?" KAW!! i had to tell her it was a friend... so bloody annoying!&lt;br /&gt;anywayz, happy holz, merry xmas and happy new yr all!!</content>
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    <title>cough</title>
    <published>2006-12-15T11:23:57Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-15T11:23:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">cough cough cough cough... no not reallay... italian speaking today, and PDHPE on tues... f***ing pooheads.. anywayz... got maths result back. Got 27/42 or sumfin, 64% or sumfun.. but came 3rd in mah class!! YEA!! 3rd!! and apparently the highest mark was like 7-%... atleast for 2 u peoples... and CONGRATS YIN!! 100% YEA!!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:16871</id>
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    <title>latest things in my life (pfft, life)</title>
    <published>2006-12-10T06:51:05Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-10T06:51:05Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz (i'm actually listening to music)</lj:music>
    <content type="html">got my learners (most of u know), i like the Gorillaz... Tchaikosvky is great.. It's a sunday and parents wanna go to the city at 6:30... Something about looking at christmas light displays *shrugs*&lt;br /&gt;um... been sleeping at 4:30am and waking up at 8-8:30 on weekends and 7:30 or about 8:10 on weekdays. I lie... been sleeping at 2:30 or 3 on week days... it's so much fun!! lack of sleep makes mew hyper. Unlike stupid caffiene. (caffiene makes me SLEEPY!!) anywayz..</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:16171</id>
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    <title>Char's back</title>
    <published>2006-10-27T06:33:49Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-27T06:33:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">ok... Now i DON'T miss char... The first thing she said to me was "i hate camp! it was shit!!" She's really pissed coz she thought camp sucked... BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT!! She hated the food and the needing-ness to be at breakfast at 8am to get food wchi she thought was shit... She told me to fuck off and asked me "what took u so long!! mum came and said to wait 4 u and then go to that street she usually drops us off."&lt;br /&gt;HEY!! I walked down to the end of the promandard for her and back.&lt;br /&gt;Ok, then i told her that tick missed her bossing every1 around and being mean and strangling her. Maddy missed char threatening to beat her up and Bear didn't miss her at all. And what does char say after she said (b4 camp) that she was glad she was gonna be missed-"I don't fucking care. I don't miss them"&lt;br /&gt;Ok... when we got home. straight upstairs "I HATE CAMP!! I HATED THE FOOD AND THE LESSENED SLEEPNESS!!" ME: BE HAPPY YOU'RE HOME!! Char: WHY SHOULD I BE!! I'M NOT!!&lt;br /&gt;Ok, after she said she said she hated camp and stuff, she doesn't want to be home and she now sleeping... well fuck her&lt;br /&gt;i have a knew fav. sister-Bear. We became best friends now... We play with her bounce-ball out the back straight after school.&lt;br /&gt;oh well... just when things were settling, char comes and puts it back to normal with her grumpyness-and-able-to-get-away-with-it-ness!! t.t.f.n.</content>
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    <title>contortionist2b @ 2006-10-23T19:04:00</title>
    <published>2006-10-23T09:05:12Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-23T09:05:12Z</updated>
    <lj:music>My sisters' arguing</lj:music>
    <content type="html">OMG!! Char (my first sister) is on camp... I'm so sad. A whole week w/out her. She's annoying and all, but I'm so close to her! OMG!!&lt;br /&gt;This avo, everything was out of wack coz Char wasn't there to tell the rest to shut up. Mum was really pissed too coz they wouldn't shut up and kept going in the kitchen when she was trying to make dinner...&lt;br /&gt;Oh well... At least I watched Naruto!!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:contortionist2b:15639</id>
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    <title>contortionist2b @ 2006-10-23T18:53:00</title>
    <published>2006-10-23T08:55:51Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-23T08:55:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">If it's between.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;22 ghetto&lt;br /&gt;23-30 average&lt;br /&gt;31-40 spoiled&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;41 Rich&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;have a..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[x] mum&lt;br /&gt;[x] Dad&lt;br /&gt;[ ] brother&lt;br /&gt;[x] sister (hehehe)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] nephew&lt;br /&gt;[ ] niece&lt;br /&gt;[ ] cell phone. moblie&lt;br /&gt;[x] own bathroom&lt;br /&gt;[ ] own room.&lt;br /&gt;[x] 2 story house&lt;br /&gt;[ ] swimming pool&lt;br /&gt;[x] guest room.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] laptop/computer in your room&lt;br /&gt;[ ] TV in your room&lt;br /&gt;TOTAL: 6&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ ] more than 5 pairs of shoes (only 2)&lt;br /&gt;[x] sunglasses/shades&lt;br /&gt;[ ] watch&lt;br /&gt;[x] mp3 player/iPod&lt;br /&gt;[x] ps2&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Xbox(360)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] nintendo DS or PSP&lt;br /&gt;[x] gameboy advanced&lt;br /&gt;[ ] gamecube&lt;br /&gt;Total: 4&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ ] basketball hoop&lt;br /&gt;[ ] air hockey table&lt;br /&gt;[ ] pool table&lt;br /&gt;[x] trampoline (broken heh)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] ping pong table&lt;br /&gt;[ ] foosball&lt;br /&gt;[x] a surfboard/wakeboard/snowboard/skateboard etc&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Jacuzzi/spa&lt;br /&gt;Total: 2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[x] nightstand&lt;br /&gt;[x] stereo in bedroom.&lt;br /&gt;[x] DVD player in room (not that it works...)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] have something from Abercrombie &amp; Fitch&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Gets $100 each month (Used to from work)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Shops at AE&lt;br /&gt;[ ] owns a real gucci ,dooney &amp; bourke, louis vuitton, coach, guess something &lt;br /&gt;[ ] wears Lacoste&lt;br /&gt;total: 3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ ] job (sadly)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] goes shopping at least once a week&lt;br /&gt;[ ] expensive cologne/perfume from mai sis...&lt;br /&gt;[ ] AIM&lt;br /&gt;[x] Camera&lt;br /&gt;T0TAL: 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ ] electric/gas scooter (used to)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] guitar/drums/Bass guitar&lt;br /&gt;[x] piano/keyboard&lt;br /&gt;[x] Any other instrument (harmonica, recorder, and sumfin else)&lt;br /&gt;[x] Hammock&lt;br /&gt;[x] Been on a cruise.&lt;br /&gt;[x] travelled out of the state&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Personal trainer &lt;br /&gt;[x] expensive jewelry&lt;br /&gt;[x] Met a celebrity&lt;br /&gt;Total: 7&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[x] straightener/curling iron (old one)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Been to a batting cage (huh?)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] $100 on u right now,or Credit card or atm card,debit card (will in a sec, hehehe)&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Been to Europe&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Been to Hawaii&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Been to NYC.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Been to Chicago.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Been to CA&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Been to Florida.&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Been to Mexico&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Been to the Bahamas&lt;br /&gt;Total: 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[x] pet&lt;br /&gt;[ ] been to 5 states in the US&lt;br /&gt;[ ] 200 buddies on myspace&lt;br /&gt;[ ] more than one house (used to part own my grandparents)&lt;br /&gt;Total: 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[x] home cooked meal almost every day&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Been in a limo&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Been in a helicopter&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Own a camcorder&lt;br /&gt;[x] Own a laptop/computer&lt;br /&gt;Total: 2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Final: 27 -I'm average!!-</content>
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    <title>My baby sis</title>
    <published>2006-10-15T05:43:08Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-15T05:43:08Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Pem's snoring!</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Penny (Or pemmy as she prefers) has been sick. on thurs night-fri morning transition time, mum had finished worked (She works from home 5 nights a fornight from 6pm-2am) and she logged off and washed her dinner stuff, came upstairs and settled down at about 3am, only to have vomit sprayed on her.&lt;br /&gt;Mum said every 1/2 hr the whole morning, pemmy vomitted. Poor Pem. I belief that though, coz when i woke up, Pem had just vomitted, and 2 times after, 1/2 an hr apart. She was so hot... She calmed down a bit after 9am, only vomitted twice after that.&lt;br /&gt;Yesterday she had a temperature still. a little off balance, but she was fine.&lt;br /&gt;Today she's fine. she was just a little moody. Mum and Dad went out for lunch. Madeleine (2nd youngest) played up a little and didn't eat lunch until 2pm. Everything was fine until Pemmy pooped. But not just pooped... It was green, and oozy. And when Victoria (or Tick) checked her nappy, she said it was bubbling.&lt;br /&gt;Char (my 1st sister) didn't help or anything. She wouldn't even hand me a wet wipe or take out the towel Pem was lying on...&lt;br /&gt;After that, for 5 mins Bear and Maddy wouldn't touch her, and you know how much that upsets babies. So Tick and I took her upstairs to watch BLUE'S CLUES!! It was so funny... Anywayz. Now she's on my lap after protesting to put her clothes on and she's just fallen asleep and char wont offer to take her. so I'm because Pemmy's starting to fall.&lt;br /&gt;anywayz, see sum of u @ skool 2moz!!&lt;br /&gt;T.T.F.N</content>
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    <title>stuff</title>
    <published>2006-10-15T01:03:40Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-15T01:03:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i had my wisdom teeth out last sat... hehehe, it's all good, i made a quick recovery. On the first day i was so tired though. Anywayz. not much happening.bored. i'm going now, bye</content>
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    <title>GUESS WOT!!</title>
    <published>2006-08-21T07:23:03Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-21T07:23:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">apparently TNBC (The Nightmare Before Christmas) is comin' out in october (Prob. america though) at IMAX 3D!!!!! OMG!!&lt;br /&gt;Also we've got the fanstic (Dun-dun-dun) "V for Vendetta"!!! First comic book and double disc set!! OMG!!! I love V!! Anywayz.... Anyone have Beetlejuice soundtrack, or a recording of Tchaikofstky "Concerto 1"(whole) or Rachmaninov "Concerto 3"(whole)? I'd love if you could lend!! Love you long time (Quote Fluffy)&lt;br /&gt;T.T.F.N!!</content>
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    <title>another update</title>
    <published>2006-07-31T13:16:36Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-31T13:16:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">okies... made up another song like thing... this time by myself, hehehewoiuehrfilweuah.&lt;br /&gt;I LOVE ISAAC ASIMOV!!! OMG!! You all should read the "Elijah Baley" series, that is "The Caves of Steel", "The Naked Sun" (p.s., don't listen to veronica and her comment about how the robot on the cover looks like he's havin a bona) and "The Robots of Dawn"!! I LOVE DANEEL!! I love robots, usually... especially the ones Asimov writes about! I love Asimov! And he's Russian!&lt;br /&gt;Speaking of Russian, 1812 Overture (Which was actally written in 1840 by Tchaikosfky because this dude asked him to write it for this napoleon thingo! Anywayz) I love love... which also brings me to another point! OMG! V4V (V for Vendetta) is coming out next Wed! Someone buy it for me! Special features and all! okok... i'll get char to, special features and all! Anywayz... cyaz</content>
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    <title>contortionist2b @ 2006-06-25T00:19:00</title>
    <published>2006-06-24T14:29:01Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-24T14:29:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">today was a good day.... i saw my greatgrandma again... it was nice... but it was something... that... leaves me neither here nor there. i want to go back to tell her i love her, but i... i can't... it doesn't matter though... i will go see her tomorrow again... should probably visit the other one too...&lt;br /&gt;other than that, i had fun. my 8yr old sister and i wrote a line line (manuscript) song... she did the melody and i did the other stuff... it was fun!! I also have this bump on my finger (Usually happens when I sleep down stairs) but it's like a cyst... but this is the worst i've ever had. it hurts, it's not going away, and if anything it's getting bigger! ARGH! I just wanna bite it off... or cut it off coz i don't particularly fansy the weeping stuff in my mouth... anywyaz... i don't think any of you wanted to know that... nor was there a need to... i should just stop typing......</content>
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    <title>contortionist2b @ 2006-06-21T22:22:00</title>
    <published>2006-06-21T12:33:18Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-21T12:33:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I spent reccess and lunch today singing for this girl who has to compose sumfin for voices.. it's so pretty, but i'm terrbible at singing in parts! at any rate. I love piano. I've decided that the harder and more chords in the right hand a piece has, the more appeal it has for me! so fun, and easier, coz chords are quite typical the way they do stuff... OMG i wanna try Racmananof's (However you spell it) piano concert coz i wanna try. Okok, I watched the shine, big deal. But instead I'm going to try play tchaikofstky's piano concerto in bflat minor i think it was... maybe just b minor. b major would be so much easier! anywayz... It looks so interesting and fun to play, but i'm sure it'd get pissed at it and kill it. but hey... GOD the songs I do have i get so bored with, and the songs that were fun to play, i don't play coz i've learnt them and they're too easy and way too repeditive... and the only song that sounded reasonably good that i could play reasonably well, im not playingit anymore partly coz i'm bored with it. so for now i'm stuck with site-reading boring pieces! ARGH!! I want "Finding Neverland-Variation in Blue" by J.A. Kazsuhwiaeurhawue sum other letters... anywayz...</content>
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    <title>Dedicated to you</title>
    <published>2006-06-14T13:30:58Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-14T13:30:58Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Please answer the following questions in your comment:&lt;br /&gt;1. How's was your day&lt;br /&gt;2. How's life&lt;br /&gt;3. Anything new&lt;br /&gt;4. Am I boring&lt;br /&gt;5. Am I boring you&lt;br /&gt;6. Can I sleep now?</content>
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